What Will Happen: That’s the old school booking. I figure Strowman just murders him there, putting him on the shelf for a February pay-per-view they’ve got no room for Sami Zayn on, and then Sami returns triumphantly to win an undercard match people actually give a shit about in Orlando, where Sami Zayn is basically Jesus Our Lord.
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Sami hangs on by the skin of his teeth, and Strowman is so enraged by the insult that he powers up for a rematch at the Royal Rumble.
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The stipulation is that Sami Zayn is getting 10 minutes with Strowman, so of course you’ve gotta have it go the full 10 minutes. What Should Happen: This is the feud I’m most interested in heading into A SECOND ROADBLOCK: CRUEL CLOSING. I’ll pick Cesaro and Sheamus to take the titles here, just because I guess I have to predict that SOMETHING will happen on Sunday. But Roadblock: A Thief’s End is such a throwaway pay-per-view that they may actually save the title change for next month and the Royal Rumble (a recurring theme in my predictions for this show!). You would think that after setting that damned record, WWE would hurry to get the actual tag team division moving again, and Cesaro in particular is red hot right now. But I’m going with Cesaro and Sheamus.īill Hanstock – This is actually a very tough match to call. Justin Donaldson – After months of wanting to see New Day lose the belt, after their amazing performance on Monday I want to see them retain. Scott Heisel – holy jesus fuck please let the titles change hands please please please please please please please please Note: Cesaro and Sheamus are probably winning, because that would be the ultimate in underwhelming Sheamus victories.Ĭhris Trew – The New Day retain but only because they are keeping the belts warm for The Revival who should debut on Raw yesterday and destroy the record The New Day just set in half of the time which I know is impossible but it’s also impossible anyone is as good for tag team wrestling as The Revival is so let’s make this happen. Plus, Raw’s tag team division is by definition just two teams that lose to New Day, so why should that suddenly change because of a historical footnote? I know the Demolition record is broken, but it seems too easy even for WWE to take the belts off of them on the first show after it is. What Will Happen: New Day just wins again? I don’t know. Revival puts New Day on the shelf until at least Royal Rumble so we can maybe get fond of them again, and we get the Top Guys vs. I don’t care if they’ve got NXT matches scheduled, they can show up to those with the WWE tag straps. Then, when New Day shows up to gloat about it, some TOP GUYS show up, break their legs and become the new Tag Team Champions on their first day on the main roster. What Should Happen: Sheamus and Cesaro should get into an argument about beer preferences or who paid for gas last or whatever during the pre-show, causing them to storm off and leaving The New Day without opponents.
Raw Tag Team Championship Match: The New Day (c) vs. I’m going with my heart and predicting Rusev.īill Hanstock – It’s the first match between these two, and it’s the Kickoff Show, so let’s stretch this dick-based fetish feud out another month and give Rusev the win through somewhat-shady means.
Justin Donaldson – I don’t know if he will, but Rusev should take it. Perhaps a debuting Samoa Joe? I mean, if three straight Kinshasas don’t send you up to the main roster, I don’t know what the hell will.
Face and heel motivations in 2016, everybody! However, I could see this spinning into a tag team feud, with Rusev recruiting someone to go into battle with him. Scott Heisel – It seems like a foregone conclusion that Cass wins here to defend his buddy’s libido instead of Rusev winning to ostensibly defend his wife’s honor. Rusev wins, unless they’re bonkers ridiculous.Ĭhris Trew – Honestly pretty stoked to see the main event of Wrestlemania 40 (Over The Hill and Over The Top) as a kickoff match in 2016. Although I guess it’s not fair to use “nerf” for Enzo because dude came out of the womb made outta nerf.
It allows Rusev to stay strong and win the match, but gives Cass an out to keep the feud going and not just get straight-up nerfed like Enzo. What Will Happen: The most reasonable guess here is Rusev winning after some sort of distraction or cheap shot. As for what should happen, Rusev should win, because Rusev should always win.
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